Bisibelebath….

This is not a blog on how to prepare bisibelebath….itz a story of 5 friends which happen to be the ingredients of the bisibelebath……

Beans, Carrot, Onion, Potato and Tomato.

Carrot, the reddish orange one born in Ooty….he is kind of red..which made him very unique. He is little bit head weight. After surya’s interview “His secret for six pack”….daily eating carrots…that’s all he started flying in air…he think he s the superior…

Beans, the green lean one from the same location. English vegetable…coz of that thimiru Konjam…more. She is also very expensive ah..she won’t mingle with the local vegetables..

Onion, local boy from pollachi sandhai… Pinkish boy…created lots of problem in politics.. he will make others cry..”Ivan thoola uricha Ivan azhamattan…”. He is having an inferiority complex bcoz of his smell.

Potato, chubby boy like me… Play boy.. all age favourite star.. “Periyavargal mudhal siriyavargal varai virumbi eatable vegetable Potato..Nice guy..but trouble maker, ..hope yu can “under”stand…public..public.

Tomato, obviously she is from bengaluru…chubby and juicy girl…she is having one sakalathi.. beetroot. She is a very violent person…when combined with eggs, people use them mostly in political meetings…Do yu hav any experience…

That’s all about the characters intro….apart from them there are 3 characters….2 litres of buttermilk, Garlic, and one mangooni mouse…

One day all came to mambalam market…but to different vendors. Now this scene is the meeting point of our characters. Typical south Indian family man with cloth bag…came for buying the vegetables. First he bought the orange boy, then greeny sceney girl, then our pinky shy boy, chubby boy and pulpy girl. He bought our characters and went to home. He is from middle class family so there is no fridge @ his house. So he kept all the vegetables in kitchen. Now the conversation of characters starts…..carrot started teeling that “It’s very hot…chaa no fridge in this house…shit man…. The climate is not good…started the green girl….atleast costly items they can keep it seperately right…no common sense…Bad smell is coming from that guy…(Onion)how come they are eating him..!!!
Onion silently listened to the conversation…weeping inside…Tomato is violently watching the conver….Playboy potato watching tomato with mouth watering….

Suddenly a sound came from the hall…all members were discussing about tom morning menu….they decided to go with Carrot halwa, beans&dhall curry, onion raitha, tomato garlic rasam , Buttermilk sambar and all time favourite potato chips.

On hearing this carrot said yes I’m going to be halwa whoo!!!! Sema idea..dudes…thanks..everyone will eat starting from children to granny…gr8 escape from chilli stuffs..

Beans followed him by telling useless dish…how can a diabetic person will eat… See they are going to do parrupu usilli ( dhall stuffs )with me healthy one nice one.. I’m so proud that I’m going to be healthiest dish in their menu oil free, sugar free, fat free…Play boys mind voice “Mixie free, grinder free, tv free…she missed”. Also she added the worst thing is the onion raitha how they are going to eat this…im praying to god… They should mix me with that ugly stuff during their course of breakfast.

Tomato , she turn more red… In this violent situation also with water flowing play boy was watching her….

Potato, silly fellows chips they can buy from outside right…they could have made potato masala with Tomato and onion…heavenly stuff… Am I right miss bang..tommy..? Tom gave one wired look… A small smile on onions face….conversations extended.. interval came…..

Now the entry of Mr. Mangooni Mouse…he is constantly running here and there.. why bcoz he is trying for six packs health consious mouse….Play boy on watching this Ha Ha….six pack mouse… Ha ha you healthy guys are going to be prey for him.. healthy food you are going to be nasty food.. you deserve guys… Tomato too started laughing cunningly… Carrot and beans are crying for help…. Somebody save me.. mouse came near the bag… Started biting it….. They don know wat to do… Now came our hero onion suddenly started removing his dress… So his odour increases and mouse is unable to bare it…He left the bag and escaped…. Guiltyness on carrot and beans face. Tomato started shouting You shameless guys see his attitude you guys constantly insulted him…still he saved you from mouse… He could have left you as it is.. and watch you guys falling prey to the mouse. Suddenly onion interrupted and said plz don’t shout at them.. they are crying… Don’t cry guys..I hope you are not crying coz i removed my shirt r8 on comic note….

Minutes passed they became thick friends….all were conversing happily. Sudden silence play boy says “Anyways we are going to be separated tom morning… We are going to be different stuffs…. He said coz he cannot mingle with tomato… Sudden sad on all their faces….Wat can we do itz not in our hands…all were discussing. Play boy with potato masala in his mind..wat if we devise a plan and change thier menu… Potato masala… Tomato gave one slap… Selfish goose with a smile…Carrot and beans will be separated.. think of a dish that will mingle us….Onion said wat say…. Bisibelebath….All said super idea…Wat play boy… Privacy is less ah… Play boy giggled….. Tomato said jokes apart tel wat is the plan how are we going to this… Beans said butter milk is the main ingredient.. somehow we should make him useless.Onion said we should somehow make him pour..Play boy said to carrot I will throw you go and hit the jug all buttermilk will pour. All said that’s not possible. Finally tomato said see guys I’m on top if you guys push me I will fall down near the feet so on stamping me wife will slip and pour the buttermik and also I’m goin to be just an add on without me also the stuff will be good. All started telling no no …. You will die.. our plan is to make a dish out of us.. without you we won’t agree… This time a slap from play boy..She said atleast you guys will be grouped r8 ….so plz agree… She pleaded… atlast she made all agree with this idea.. Playboy can’t stop his tears…

Next day morning wife came to the kitchen…she took the buttermilk out of cupboard… They started pushing each other , the cloth bag fell down.. tomato rolled and went near her feet…like all their expectation buttermilk fell down, even some pour on garlic and it become useless..play boy came rolling hurriedly to see her. Pin drop silence…Wife started shouting mouse..mouse…she saw the mouse scared and pour the buttermilk… So wat yes…yes… Tomato is safe. Play boy came near hugged her and started crying….she even can’t dumb her feeling she too started crying.. the highlight is Onion which will normally make others cry also started crying..

Normally in all south Indian families thier food is half complete without sambhar…..
Finally as expected the family decide to go with “Bissibelebath“… With appalam as side dish!!! Hope you enjoyed the receipe…
Haapie eating…..

Akooo….Thakooo….

This is going to be a story of 2 cuckoo sisters namely Akooo the elder one and Thakooo the younger one. Their mother died while giving birth to Thakooo. So Akooo is one who took care of thakooo, she is her father, mother and mainly her eyes. Yes thakooo was born blind.

Daily she use to bring her food…feed her. Apart from providing her with her daily amenities, she use to teach her fly with her by recognizing her voice. If we watch them closely we won’t believe that thakooo is blind. Always Akooo use to spend time with her watching her enjoying the life happily. Inorder to take care of her cute sister akkoo didn’t marry, she decide to spend her whole life with thakooo. Even thakooo is also having the same thought…many approached her for marraige but she refused all of them.

Things were going fine and they were enjoying their daily routine. As a result  of technological revolution everyone started using the mobile phones, so the network providers also started increasing drastically. They started installing mobile towers all over the city. Due to the stiff competition they started giving many offers so the network traffic increases… obviously the microwave radiation.

As months passed akooo is getting older day by day. She decided there should be some subsitute for her to take care of thakoo. So decided to adopt a child to take care of thakkoo in our style KT for the new resource. Next day she took thakkoo to the orphanage with out informing her. Unfortunately it was Sunday….mobile network traffic will be very high. The orphanage is little bit far away, so both of them started early to that place. They started loosing the energies slowly as they progress. The akooo crossed the “AT” n/w mobile tower suddenly there was a request from the area she got struck by the microwave. First attack…..she somehow managed and started proceeding. A few minutes later she crossed “AN” n/w unfortunately there was a request and second attack happened. She was thrown near the “B..L” suddenly there was a request……as usual it din get processed… So akooo somehow managed to slowly fly and moved from the spot. Suddenly the request processed twice and hit her badly. “Thakooo..thakoo…thako…thak…tha…” She lost her breathe. Suddenly thakooo got frightened and started screaming for help…she was not able to hear her sister’s voice…

Nowadays also you can see the thakkoo still searching for her sister akkoo with her cute voice “akooo…….akooo……akooo“. As the days passes even this will happen “akooo…akoo…ako..ak…”.

In this modern world as there is many advancement in technology….there is also imbalance happening in our ecosystem which also needs to be taken care. We can’t at a strech avoid using mobile phones..but we can limit the usage by stop sending unwanted forward messages the same applicable to me too….doing only necessary calls. Destruction has started with insects, birds…one day humans will also be a prey….Think

One request to all the network providers try to avoid installing the towers where the birds, insects habitats are more. If this current scenario progress we will be hearing only humans snoring sound all over…..not birds.

Itz my Brick of Broken Bridge

A small sequencing of things happened during the meet @ Broken Bridge.

1...One Meet to discuss about things happening, make friendship :).
2...Two Professional Photographers to click the memories of the event VV & Sahaya.
3...It's exclusively from the members of the insane Three letter Gang "CBC". Pera keattal chumma adhurudhula.
4...Four post so far regarding this event by Vinoth Velayudhan, Harish Kumar, Harsha Mariner and Hari.
5...Only Five People gathered on time Harsha, Jothi, Sahaya, VV and Myself ;)
6...Six B's were involved in this meet. Broken Bridge, Bhavia, BhagiRathi, Besant Nagar, Bhavia's Brother ;) and Balli (Lizard) Wat say Harish Kumar.. yur Legend continues :).
7...It'z happened on 7 of April 2013.
8...Eight things were discussed till we dispersed in Eight directions.
Marine Pollution, History of Madurai by our beloved history teacher, Bhavia's Dancing ;), Adayar river, Cooum River its origin etc, Kerala Banana Chips (Courtesy Bhavia Ji), Previous meet where instead of Broken Bridge they met @ some bridge near adayar ;) and My History Teacher's Historic Pose. Edhu Madiri 2 -3 Poses Per week eduthundal Tsunami Varum... Illa Poye Poidum ;)
9...Nine blogger participants "Bhavia, Bhagirathi, Jothi, Sahaya, VV, Harsha, Harish, Hari and myself Sunder.
10...Last but not the least 10 tons of Happiness shared. Confused ????? Only 9 participants and 10 tons ???? The 10 th ton of love is from out Admin ji Susan for organizing this event from Goa :).

@ Broken Bridge Image Courtesy Vinod Velayudhan :) :). Thanks for the clissk. My Slate is very proud to be scribbled with your image :).

Over all it was a nice hangout @ broken Bridge thanks everyone for making this one as a special occasion.

Thanks My Dear History Teacher and Harsha Marnier for all the Lessons learnt during the meet "Lesson 1: History, Lesson 2:Geography :)

Thirunangai…

This is going to be a post for Thirunangai people, who were illtreated starting from their parents to society. Many of them in the society use to make fun of them using number ’18/2′. By there are nine qualities which they have, which makes them more unique than us…..

One and Only soul…who has the ability to understand both male and female feelings.

Two Eyes of Mission…who has one for visualizing things from Male perspective and the other from female perspective.

Three States of Matter…As Solid as Male in protecting their family… As Melting as Female when it comes to caring… Boiling while facing the cruelness of the soceity.

Four Chambers of Heart…One for Male persons..One for Female persons…One for their own persons…One for physically challenged persons.

Five Fingers, thumbing for social cause, pin pointing the society awkwardness, middle for all those make fun of them, ring finger for accepting the society as their wife and little finger for guiding the members of their society.

Six Faces, Shivan, Sakthi, Adharnadeeswar, Vishnu, Mogini and finally their own face.

Not a coloured chamelion like us but they are White angels, which is nothing the fusion of Seven colours.

There are many Thirunangai’s who are constantly achieving in all the fields. they should be considered as the Eigth wonder of the World.

Nine planets, as Mercy as Mercury, as Valiant as Venus, as Elegant as Earth, as Matured as Mars, as Jubilant as Jupiter, as Sheath as Saturn, as Unified as Uranus, as Nice as Neptune and as Pity as Pluto.

“Muttai mela Muttaiya Vaithal Eight Agidum“….

Let see wat will happen if we keep Nine Beside Nine…..

Love

Sachin 49*

“Stars are many….but Moon is one
Cricketers are many….but Sachin is one“.

The way he plays the game with out age being a limit, u know I know but somebody don know. The Ageless Don.
The way he kept his hunger for runs alive… The Busy Bee.
The way he magnificently smiles after striking a century… The cuteee papa. 
The way he ignites the boundaries… The Dynamite.
The way he maintained his glorious nor allowing it to shadow…The Eclipseless Moon.
The way he score runs and finish the matches…The Fast and Furious.
The way he robs the runs from the opponents…The Gangster.
The way he withstood the opponent attack…The Hulk.

The way he secretly executes the game plan…The illuminatus.

The way he forms the set with his fellow mates and the junior…The Joker.
The way he dominated the ODI cricket…The King Maker.
The way he treated his Gf (cricket)…The Lover.

The way he changed the Game with his unique style…The Maatran.

The way he Distrubed the sleep of bowlers by dancing down the track…The Nightmare.

The way he Laid big centuries everytime…The Ostrich.

The way he doubles and carries his century and form…The Plural. 
The way he delivers the crowd expectation…The Quickr.
The way he make the runs flow from his bat…The River.
The way he safeguard the records for India…The Scorpion King.
The way he carried the burden of India’s glory…The Train.
The way he safeguarded us from various monsoon threats with his basics…The Umbrella.
The way he vomits the runs in all formats of the game and against all teams…The Volcano.
The way that he executes his shots with perfect timing…The Watch.
The way he prolonges his innings in every match, became opponent’s…The X-Factor.
The way he builds the recordin every match…The Yukosana.
The way he handles the kangaroo’s, Lion’s,Tiger’s,Kiwi’s…The Zoo Master.

Finally Mayan predicition became True out of 243 countries in the world only one country got affected. The country where the cricket is considered as Religion and Sachin the only saviour, INDIA. India lost its God in ODI.

Andy flower(ZIM W/K) on Sachin:
” There are 2 kinds of batsmen in the World one Sachin and rest others”. He Dominated the ODI cricket than anyother player.

Mark Taylor (X- Aussie Captain) on Sachin after 98 Sharjah Sand Storm:
We were not defeated by a team(INDIA), we were defeated by a Single man “Sachin“.

Shane Warne (Legendary Aussie Leg Spinner) on Sachin:
I had nightmares of Sachin dancing down the Track and hitting me to Six…

Camera Man on Sachin:
“You know you are watching someone special”.

Thanks Sachin for all your memories . “You records will speak for centuries more than your’s”. Henceforth India alone going to have “Moonless Night” .

Pengal "10"

Some 10 unique facts regarding "Women".....

One Soul.Who have the blessing of giving birth to a new one.
Two Life.Who have to face the verge of death while giving birth.
Three Hearts.Who have it for her lifemate, children and parents.
Four Eyes.who have if for guarding us in all directions(ShivaSakthi).
Five Elements.Who have it for creating as well as for destroying.
Six Taste.Who have it for adding more flavors to our life and make more enjoyable.
Seven Colors.Who have it for painting our life and making it more colorful than rainbow. But some of our species are not reciprocating the same, they are pain(T)ing them with bloody Red.
Eight Lakshmi.Who have it for bringing Wealth, Health, Happiness, Knowledge etc in our Life.
Nine Rasams.Who have it for making our life more soulful.
Ten Months.Who have it for carrying us with all pain and sorrow. Think of us in that situation we won't be able to survive a month. Real Godliness.

"Girls are the only wealth where the buyer and seller are benefited" by one kutti ponnu who use to say epic stories in Vijay Tv.
I'm dedicating this Blog to all my Amma's, Sister's and my Beloved ONE.
I need to see all the girls as Bharathi Kanda Pudumai Pen.
All the very best!!!! The new dawn is going to be yours

Speed|DeepS|eep

For My Speedy Siblings…..

Don’t Acclerate your Vehicle and Brake your family members Heart…

as they Care for you and they don’t Dare to see you @ critical situation.

Don’t Energize yourself  by showing some Filthy stuffs while driving…

as there will be no General Hospital nearby everytime.

Don’t Indulge yourself in chewing the Speed Jaws…

as it is more cruel than Tobacco, will Kill you as well as your family’s Life.

Don’t Mesmerize yourself by travelling above Ninety…

as it not only Outrides you, also Pillows your Pillion.

Don’t Quench your age’s Thirst by Rash Riding…

as it won’t Satisfy your thrist, rather it will Terrify the rest of your Life.

Don’t Utilize your Vehicle in such a way and don’t make others feel….

as they are Watching some X-Box Stuffs.

Finally, for God’s Sake….. Don’t Speed Yourself  and don’t go to Deep|Sleep ZZZZ……. 

Go Green… Go Pledge…SAFETY PLEDGE…..

Happy and Safety Week

Speed Never Thrills, but only Kills