Bisibelebath….

This is not a blog on how to prepare bisibelebath….itz a story of 5 friends which happen to be the ingredients of the bisibelebath……

Beans, Carrot, Onion, Potato and Tomato.

Carrot, the reddish orange one born in Ooty….he is kind of red..which made him very unique. He is little bit head weight. After surya’s interview “His secret for six pack”….daily eating carrots…that’s all he started flying in air…he think he s the superior…

Beans, the green lean one from the same location. English vegetable…coz of that thimiru Konjam…more. She is also very expensive ah..she won’t mingle with the local vegetables..

Onion, local boy from pollachi sandhai… Pinkish boy…created lots of problem in politics.. he will make others cry..”Ivan thoola uricha Ivan azhamattan…”. He is having an inferiority complex bcoz of his smell.

Potato, chubby boy like me… Play boy.. all age favourite star.. “Periyavargal mudhal siriyavargal varai virumbi eatable vegetable Potato..Nice guy..but trouble maker, ..hope yu can “under”stand…public..public.

Tomato, obviously she is from bengaluru…chubby and juicy girl…she is having one sakalathi.. beetroot. She is a very violent person…when combined with eggs, people use them mostly in political meetings…Do yu hav any experience…

That’s all about the characters intro….apart from them there are 3 characters….2 litres of buttermilk, Garlic, and one mangooni mouse…

One day all came to mambalam market…but to different vendors. Now this scene is the meeting point of our characters. Typical south Indian family man with cloth bag…came for buying the vegetables. First he bought the orange boy, then greeny sceney girl, then our pinky shy boy, chubby boy and pulpy girl. He bought our characters and went to home. He is from middle class family so there is no fridge @ his house. So he kept all the vegetables in kitchen. Now the conversation of characters starts…..carrot started teeling that “It’s very hot…chaa no fridge in this house…shit man…. The climate is not good…started the green girl….atleast costly items they can keep it seperately right…no common sense…Bad smell is coming from that guy…(Onion)how come they are eating him..!!!
Onion silently listened to the conversation…weeping inside…Tomato is violently watching the conver….Playboy potato watching tomato with mouth watering….

Suddenly a sound came from the hall…all members were discussing about tom morning menu….they decided to go with Carrot halwa, beans&dhall curry, onion raitha, tomato garlic rasam , Buttermilk sambar and all time favourite potato chips.

On hearing this carrot said yes I’m going to be halwa whoo!!!! Sema idea..dudes…thanks..everyone will eat starting from children to granny…gr8 escape from chilli stuffs..

Beans followed him by telling useless dish…how can a diabetic person will eat… See they are going to do parrupu usilli ( dhall stuffs )with me healthy one nice one.. I’m so proud that I’m going to be healthiest dish in their menu oil free, sugar free, fat free…Play boys mind voice “Mixie free, grinder free, tv free…she missed”. Also she added the worst thing is the onion raitha how they are going to eat this…im praying to god… They should mix me with that ugly stuff during their course of breakfast.

Tomato , she turn more red… In this violent situation also with water flowing play boy was watching her….

Potato, silly fellows chips they can buy from outside right…they could have made potato masala with Tomato and onion…heavenly stuff… Am I right miss bang..tommy..? Tom gave one wired look… A small smile on onions face….conversations extended.. interval came…..

Now the entry of Mr. Mangooni Mouse…he is constantly running here and there.. why bcoz he is trying for six packs health consious mouse….Play boy on watching this Ha Ha….six pack mouse… Ha ha you healthy guys are going to be prey for him.. healthy food you are going to be nasty food.. you deserve guys… Tomato too started laughing cunningly… Carrot and beans are crying for help…. Somebody save me.. mouse came near the bag… Started biting it….. They don know wat to do… Now came our hero onion suddenly started removing his dress… So his odour increases and mouse is unable to bare it…He left the bag and escaped…. Guiltyness on carrot and beans face. Tomato started shouting You shameless guys see his attitude you guys constantly insulted him…still he saved you from mouse… He could have left you as it is.. and watch you guys falling prey to the mouse. Suddenly onion interrupted and said plz don’t shout at them.. they are crying… Don’t cry guys..I hope you are not crying coz i removed my shirt r8 on comic note….

Minutes passed they became thick friends….all were conversing happily. Sudden silence play boy says “Anyways we are going to be separated tom morning… We are going to be different stuffs…. He said coz he cannot mingle with tomato… Sudden sad on all their faces….Wat can we do itz not in our hands…all were discussing. Play boy with potato masala in his mind..wat if we devise a plan and change thier menu… Potato masala… Tomato gave one slap… Selfish goose with a smile…Carrot and beans will be separated.. think of a dish that will mingle us….Onion said wat say…. Bisibelebath….All said super idea…Wat play boy… Privacy is less ah… Play boy giggled….. Tomato said jokes apart tel wat is the plan how are we going to this… Beans said butter milk is the main ingredient.. somehow we should make him useless.Onion said we should somehow make him pour..Play boy said to carrot I will throw you go and hit the jug all buttermilk will pour. All said that’s not possible. Finally tomato said see guys I’m on top if you guys push me I will fall down near the feet so on stamping me wife will slip and pour the buttermik and also I’m goin to be just an add on without me also the stuff will be good. All started telling no no …. You will die.. our plan is to make a dish out of us.. without you we won’t agree… This time a slap from play boy..She said atleast you guys will be grouped r8 ….so plz agree… She pleaded… atlast she made all agree with this idea.. Playboy can’t stop his tears…

Next day morning wife came to the kitchen…she took the buttermilk out of cupboard… They started pushing each other , the cloth bag fell down.. tomato rolled and went near her feet…like all their expectation buttermilk fell down, even some pour on garlic and it become useless..play boy came rolling hurriedly to see her. Pin drop silence…Wife started shouting mouse..mouse…she saw the mouse scared and pour the buttermilk… So wat yes…yes… Tomato is safe. Play boy came near hugged her and started crying….she even can’t dumb her feeling she too started crying.. the highlight is Onion which will normally make others cry also started crying..

Normally in all south Indian families thier food is half complete without sambhar…..
Finally as expected the family decide to go with “Bissibelebath“… With appalam as side dish!!! Hope you enjoyed the receipe…
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